Reviewed by Travis Michael Holder -
SEPTEMBER 02, 2009

This ambitious sextet of 20-something USC graduates has done an admirable job of coping with its crash-landing from the cushioning protection of academia to face the "inevitable day a flashlight shines brightly in our faces," as director Elissa Weinzimmer explains in her program notes, turning their separate life experiences into one collective night of performance art. Under the nurturing hand of Weinzimmer, whose imaginative staging contributes palpably to the eclectic mix, these blossoming artists have bravely opened themselves to evoke the funniest—and most painful—memories of their adolescent years, performing their own pieces with a remarkable youthful skill.

It's a stretch for the creators to try to link these monologues into one "sucker punch of real life," as the program also explains in an effort not to suffer the slings and arrows of theatrical showcasing, but the talents of these six participants trump the thinness of the concept. There's great humor here. Ben Giroux's involves an inept search for love, boldly going "where taller, more attractive men have gone before" in a world of cyber-dating, his dependence on hair goop, Facebook poking, and an obsessive use of Febreze proving "all for naught." Lanky, physically puckish James Robinson reveals agonizing memories of boarding school in Birmingham, England, a place where residents "see pictures of Auschwitz and wonder what the fuss is all about." Juliana Tyson and Sascha Alexander have wonderful moments recalling, respectively, crashing a neighborhood party near USC ("You don't get South Central immunity for liking mariachi music") and coping with a hoarsely painful vocal malady that could have forever doomed Alexander into playing "loud slutty cheerleaders who get killed off" early in slasher movies.

Still, the two most memorable turns come from Robinson, who seems to have discovered a way to channel Peter Cook and Alan Bennett simultaneously, and John Dardenne, who offers the evening's most charming, most bittersweet, most courageous contribution as he considers his teenage years spent discovering his atheism in a family tearing him between Christianity and Judaism. In a world where 90 percent accept the concept of a supreme being, Dardenne affectingly, poignantly makes his case, to an uncomfortably hushed audience, for a life spent doing good and living well without the need of prayer or the fear of getting a lightning bolt up the spine for not believing in fairy tales.

Despite the dangers of falling off that dangerous academic cloud every college experience creates, USC should be grateful to have these six exceptional recent graduates out there showing what they have to offer when people are willing to listen to their uniquely individual inner voices.

Press Release

PO Box 69822, West Hollywood, CA  90069




Remember when your biggest concern was covertly passing notes in the back of class?  How many tater-tots the lunch lady gave you?  How much glue to feed the class hamster? Five twenty-somethings find themselves sucker-punched by real life, and the result is School for Suckers, a new comedy opening at the Lillian Theatre on Tuesday, August 25 and running through September 30.  All performances will be Tuesday and Wednesday nights at 8:00.

The days of spitballs, hopscotch and playdough are over, suddenly replaced by awkward dates, religious conflict, and identity meltdowns.  Five college grads have just enrolled in the toughest class of all … and nobody brought a pencil.  Featuring witty original comedy mixed with real-life reflections, School for Suckers promises to be a unique theatrical experience.  The show contains some profanity and adult themes.  Parental discretion is advised.

School for Suckers is written and will be performed by (in alphabetical order) Sascha Alexander, John Dardenne, Ben Giroux, James Robinson, and Juliana Tyson.  The cast of five, along with director Elissa Weinzimmer, are all graduates of USC.  Dan O’Brien will design lighting and Julianne Figueroa is the stage manager.

Opening night is set for Tuesday, August 25 at 8:00.  The regular performance schedule is Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm through September 30. THE MEDIA IS INVITED TO ATTEND OPENING NIGHT ON TUESDAY 8/25, AND IS ALSO WELCOME AT ANY OTHER PERFORMANCE.  All seats are $15, and tickets may be purchased by calling (323) 960-7822 or reserve online:   For more information on the show’s cast and creative team, visit

The Lillian Theatre (home of the critically acclaimed Elephant Theatre Company) is located at 1076 Lillian Way (off Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Vine), in Hollywood.  Street parking is available.

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An Original Piece of Shameful Theatre
The Lillian Theatre
1076 Lillian Way
Hollywood, CA 90038
Aug. 25th - Sept. 30th
Every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8 PM